Archive for January, 2008

Knitting Kninja: Made from equal parts WIN and FAIL

January 24, 2008

Something to ponder: If unicorns are the new ninjas, do I need to change the blog to Knitting Uknicorn?

Anyway…

WIN:

* One sock down, one to go. Looks flipping awesome. Fits great. I feel like I should add less filling, but that would just be a dirty, dirty lie. Also, don’t eat socks.

* I got a lovely birthday present from my dear friend Andrea, including the above alpaca and silk yarn (feels like butter, seriously), and a copy of Sensual Knits, which turns out to be an even better book than I had imagined it would be. I loved the cover jacket, but the inside contains many lovely surprises.

* Mr. Kninja has been wearing his new mitts almost daily, and his beloved new socks are almost done. The Malabrigo on size six needles works out perfectly for EZ’s Woodsman socks. I was terribly excited on both socks to find that I had exactly the right amount of selvage stitches at three inches on the heel, even though I hadn’t been counting. Win! They also are super warm and soft. Mr. Kninja has been rather gloaty, actually. (Gloaty being an adjective to describe someone who is gloating. If I can say what part of speech it is, surely it must be a word.)


Malabrigo for the feet. Decadent.

* Mr. Kninja finished his first knitting project! He made a scarf (in nummy cashmere/merino) for Eleanor’s doll. Eleanor has appropriated it for herself at least some of the time.


Look on the cute works, ye knitters, and despair. Or just say, “Awww!”

* We got a new computer, a fancy, fancy new computer, for Mr. Kninja, who is now working from home. It’s pretty darn spiffin’.

* I found that I’m a much faster knitter than I was this time last year, as I finished the front panel of my McQueen Knockoff sweater (yeah, remember that?) in just a couple days time.

* My boffo new sewing machine, which I got for Christmas, is all set up, and it’s a-freakin-mazing. I love it. Even a sewing dunce like me can operate this sucker.

* And finally, the fabulous Orata over at Feather and Fan gave me this:

I’ll pass it on in my next entry. Right now I just want to revel in my day-making powers. Orata certainly made mine.

FAIL:

* So. damn. cold. Feel free to laugh at me, colder climed folks, but it’s cold for here, and since I felted and ruined my Willow coat, I’m not much better prepared for cold weather than I was last year. My toes are cold, my fingers freeze on every walk to and from the children’s school, and I don’t even have a hat anymore, now that my Shedir got stretched out and had to be passed on to Mr. Kninja. (I have a toddler sized pea-head. He has a great honkin’ melon. That honkin’ melon became an advantage when Liam yanked on my Shedir until it wasn’t going to snap back to size. Well played, Mr. Kninja. Well played.)

* I cannot believe how molasses slow the Sweetheart Socks are. Good heavens! The first one took me two weeks and a little extra. Whoa. And I am only a few rounds into sock two.

* I’m much, much farther than that into the second Woodsman sock, but I discovered only after I’d finished the leg and the heel that I’d forgotten to incorporate a few small changes to the pattern that I made on the first sock. They aren’t big enough changes for it to make sense for me to rip the sock, but I’m annoyed with myself.

* Handpainted yarn can apparently vary a good amount even within the same dye lot. I’ve checked the dye lot over and over again, but Sock Number One and Sock Number Two will just have to be fraternal twins. The colors are similar, but different enough to be rather noticeable even at a distance. Since these weren’t going to be quiet, demure socks to begin with (who knew Mr. Kninja liked his socks so crazy?) we’ll just call it character and leave it at that. They’re still warm and cozy, even if they aren’t exactly the same.

* All that pride in being a faster knitter than last year has come to naught when I made a rookie mistake and washed the (100% pure baby alpaca) panels of the McQueen Knockoff, and got to see them stretch all to hell when they dried. My fitted sweater is fitted no longer, and after much deliberation, I’ve decided to rip it and start over. On smaller needles, so there’s less room to stretch, and I’m never, never going to wash that sweater. After a year of being dragged all over, the soft, soft yarn had gotten rather itchy. Washing solved that problem, but created its own quagmire. So I will just have to pledge never to get dirty when I wear that thing, because I don’t think I can take the heartbreak a second time. I briefly considered tossing the dry panels in the dryer with a damp towel, but after the Felting Disaster of ’07 that was Willow, I’m not trying anything like that again. Adios, my dear cables.

(The plus side to this tragic episode is that I can stop wavering about it and finally fix the cables I messed up on the earlier knit back panel. They were really wonky and looked sort of odd, but since it was the back, I decided to let it go.)

* Total, so far, of zippers purchased for Eleanor’s Tomten: 5
Total, so far, of zippers that are the right kind and color: 0

* Related failure: the hour spent last night trying to sew one of the wrong zippers in using my magic sewing machine of awesomeness. No matter what I did, I managed to stretch the knit material and attach the zipper all wrong, often at an interestingly jaunty angle that changed over the span of an inch or so. I spent as much time with my seam ripper, picking away at little bits of thread, as I did with the magic sewing machine of awesomeness. Sewing: 1. Kninja: 0. I’m strongly considering the purchase of clasps or frogging for the T0mten. Eleanor’s been wearing it sans a way of closing it, and it’s warm and comfy and cute, but I think being able to close it would be super plus good.

* My final failure is my ability to keep up with email. If I owe you one, send me a line and let me know. Please tell me I’m not the only one who does this. I get an email, or a blog comment, or a private message on Ravelry or something, and I read it and I think to myself, “Well, I don’t have time to answer this right now, so I’ll do it in just a little while.” I go about my business of the day, thinking about the message, and what I will respond to it. Later, when I think of the message again, I remember the response I was thinking up, and assume that I have actually written and sent said response. Only I haven’t. So I lose.

Damn you, camera!

January 11, 2008

I do not understand my camera. When I try to turn it on, it flashes a little red light tauntingly and then shuts off. It is made of evil. I know that it is made of evil, because I put new batteries into it and it ate them and shut off. And then did it again. And yet, this afternoon, my six year old got it to turn on and took a series of flash enhanced photos of our messy living room, so clearly this is just an attempt on the part of the camera to drive me to madness. I had thought that I was my own nemesis, but I was clearly wrong. It’s the Camera of Doom.

The reason that this is so very sad is that I have got so so many finished projects that I’d love to show you, because, as much as I believe in the power of words (mightier than swords and all that) they do seem less powerful than pictures when it comes to finished knit objects. Anyway, a brief list of finished things you have not seen, with some perhaps left off: 3 pairs of garter stitch mitts, a Steve Zissou inspired hat for the mister, a pair of fauve Axel mitts, a single woodman’s thick sock, and that’s without the unfinished and my scrummy new birthday Malabrigo.

So I’m a little frustrated. Anyway, without pictures, I’m left to actually having to rely on my narrative powers, and so I thought I’d try to tell you all about how it’s been going on the knitting front.

First off, the birthday yarn. For reasons good, I asked people to forgo buying me gifts this year and instead contribute to the fund to buy Mr. Kninja a new computer. Ours is unreliable, and he’s going freelance this month, so our procrastination in buying a decent machine could go on no longer. This was all very sensible, but as my birthday approached I began to feel rather glum about the idea of not getting anything silly and surprising on my birthday. I found myself in danger of pouting, so I decided to buck up and buy myself one silly and fun skein of yarn, perhaps a nice solid Malabrigo to make a Koolhaas hat for myself. At the store, I saw some pretty skeins of Malabrigo, but nothing quite like what I was looking for. That’s when I was shown the new shipment of Malabrigo in the back room.

Holy cats! None of it was solid, but a lot of it was Seleccion Privada, the handpainted stuff. I’ve never seen such soft merino so saturated with color. I think the color must have made me dizzy in truth, because I forgot that I dislike the look of highly variegated yarn knit up and went ahead and purchased a skein of the wildest autumn colors you have ever seen. I love autumn colors, so I figured that this was a good idea. Then I got home and looked at it in a more sober light.

And I hated it. Don’t get me wrong – I still loved every single individual color, but the overall effect was too loud, too intense – just too much for me. Still, I gamely cast on for a pair of Axel Mitts. That’s when the yarn began to pool. It began to pool with the intense red-orange and the intense gold ending up in the same spots, and the greens and browns and deep purples in the same spots, and this meant it looked like candy corns meets the swamp monster.

I was going to rip them out, which seemed a shame, because with my eyes closed, they were perfect. Malabrigo is wonderful for the Axel mitts, let me tell you. Just not insane, variegated, autumnal Malabrigo. Anyway, before I ripped them out, I showed them to Mr. Kninja, who LOVED them. He is not often so enthusiastic about my knitting, but he was thrilled.

So I finished them (nice fast project – took just a few hours) and Mr. Kninja got new mitts for my birthday. I cannot recommend the pattern highly enough. It’s easy, but interesting, and it goes fast, and you end up with something stylish and sensible. Poifect.

Mr. Kninja also got a sock. Because he asked me to make him socks with what was left, and there was just enough for a single thick sock. He’s going to buy a second skein in order to have a matched pair.

The sock, by the way, looks awesome. When the yarn doesn’t pool, it’s actually very beautiful. Still too parti for my taste, but it’s really lovely, and I think I may just be too vanilla and pasty to appreciate it.

Anyway, Mr. Kninja redeemed the weird birthday by running out and coming back home with two new skeins of Malabrigo just for me. They’re Autumn Forest colored, a very much more subdued combination of green and red brown. He also brought me Devil in the White City, which I’d been wanting to read. I now have, and it was good, but apparently I like my history as vanilla as my yarn, because I was very put off by the way that the author imagined the thoughts of historical figures. I finished the book and said, “I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but I wish he’d made it more boring.” If I had been his editor, I’d have been standing over his shoulder yelling, “Drier! Make it dry!”

So that’s the story of the birthday yarn. I’m undecided on what to do with my new Malabrigo wealth, but I do need a new hat, and my hands have been cold, so I think something to cover both head and hands is in order.

I’m about 85% done with the first of my Sweetheart socks, and I wanted to report back on that. As is well known to regular readers of this blog, I don’t do socks, so this is an adventure in the extreme. I feel that I may have been overly ambitious on my first foray into the wilds of sock knitting. The Sweetheart socks are really a gorgeous pattern, and I adore what is coming off of my needles, but I have a dark feeling that these are much more work than socks usually are, and it is not endearing sock knitting to me. Size 0 needles, 84 stitches, and a hell of a lot of cables means that I make about an inch or an inch and a half a day, 2 to 3 inches on a good day. I picked the socks because I wanted a lovely product for my work, but I am not enjoying the process much.

Don’t get me wrong. This is a great pattern. And I liked turning the heel considerably, and I think I may knit socks from now on. I just think it probably would have been smarter for me if I’d started with lace socks. Because as I’m approaching the finish line with the first sock (and admiring it over and over again – it is a thing of beauty) all I can think is, “Oh, sweet onion chutney, I’ve got to do this all over again!”

It is a thought that fills me with dread and fills my hands and shoulders with cramps. But it may also be what converts me to the dark side with all of you dedicated sock knitters. Godfrey Daniels, mother of pearl.

My nemesis

January 4, 2008

No, I haven’t yet managed to find that crocheting pirate who is surely out there to serve as my foil.  My camera is on the fritz.  I’m grumpy about this, because I didn’t get pictures of a lot of the giftie knits I made this year, and I have a lot of interesting things on the needles that will have to be left to the imagination for the moment.

So.  In your mind’s eye, picture the Sweetheart Socks (well, at this point, three quarters of a sock) from Interweave Holiday being knit with kettle dyed green merino.  I know.  I’m as shocked as anyone.  I’m knitting real socks.

I’m going to go ahead at this point and recklessly diagnose myself with Raynaud’s disease, in which the word disease sounds dire, but which actually refers to a problem with circulation that is annoying, but not serious.  For the second winter in a row, here in temperate Northern California, I’ve been experiencing amazingly cold feet.  The toes of my feet turn white and then blue, and this in an apartment that is far from actually freezing.  I lose all feeling in my toes, and only putting them under hot water seems to have any effect.  That effect is usually felt after about ten minutes, and it comes in the form of a feeling of being stabbed with little needles.  Then my toes turn purple and eventually a healthy pink.

I do not like this.  At all.  So I’m taking steps, and I’m knitting myself a pair of socks.  Real wool socks, knit in a gorgeous pattern, knit tight and in a pretty green, and they will serve as my first line of defense in the fight against my circulation.  I am, after all, my own best nemesis.  (Maybe I should take up pirating and get significantly better at crochet.  Then I can threaten myself back and forth, and it would all culminate in a very awesome pirate/ninja duel involving a sharpened hook hand and some seriously scary circular needle nunchucks.)

I’ve also been experimenting with my Colinette Jitterbug.  I like it, but it does not work for any of the things that I purchased it for.  Let it be known, here and now, that highly varied colorways do not work for the Clementine Shawlette.  I should have realized that, and to be honest, I am not usually one for highly varied colorways anyway, but I was reckless.  No matter, I thought.  I’ll get a skein of somewhat varied brown sock yarn and knit it into a chevron scarf of some sort.   My mom will like that, I thought.  So I bought some lovely nutmeg yarn and  knit a nice little swatch of several inches of chevron scarf.  And I can tell you that, my mother being a person of taste, she will NOT like that.

I’m having to accept that the Jitterbug is just not going to work for Mom’s birthday.  Sorry, Mom.  It has an almost minty blue, like Aquafresh, that stands out really really prominently, and that ruins any respectability that the chevron scarf might have had.  (I also managed to wonk out the edges of my swatch, but I think a solution might have been found to that.  The colors, alas, are a different problem altogether.)  So that’s been frogged, along with the beginnings of the second Clementine shawlette, and the Jitterbug has gone to sit in time out in the knitting cabinet.

I have instead the brown yarn that I bought to run alongside the Jitterbug, though, and I have higher hopes for that.  We shall see what comes of it.

I mentioned my impending agedness in my last post.  I got, from generous friends, an Amazon gift certificate this holiday that I think I’d like to use to purchase a gift for myself.  Now, though, with the ability to purchase one book only, I find myself torn between several options.  My Elizabeth Zimmermann library was completed at Christmas with the gifts of The Opinionated Knitter and Knitting Around, so I am good on that count.  I need help.

If you were able to get just one of the following books, what would you get?

Knitting Classic Style by Veronik Avery

Vintage Knits by the Rowan team

The Knitter’s Book of Yarn by Clara Parkes

Something else altogether?  I know what I’d most like, and that’s the new Kim Hargreaves book (Heartfelt) but it’s not available through Amazon (curses!) and with the exchange rate and shipping, it comes to significantly more than my gift certificate anyway.

I need your vicarious shopping abilities!

Happy New Year – here’s a pattern

January 1, 2008

So it’s a new year, which means it’s five days until I hit the last year of my twenties. I’m not terribly impressed with the idea of turning 29. It just sounds so fake, even faker than 28 did. I want to hit 30 and just commit to it, instead of lingering at this age that no one will believe.

Anyway, I have owed you all a pattern for a good long time, and like the nice people you are, you’ve been uncomplaining, though I’ve had the occasional nudge to remind me to finish. So here, for the new year, is the pattern for Arthemis, and I’m working on the pattern for the Erin Shrug as well.

I originally started writing this pattern in the usual range of sizes, but as I was writing it up, it hit me that I was destroying the very thing that makes a top down raglan special – the ability to customize to body type. Sure, I could write up just what I did and size up and down, but that assumes that everyone has the same basic shape as I do, and it’s not useful. So instead of a standard pattern, I wrote this up as more a recipe to customize to your own shape. The pattern for the sleeves, collar, and lace edge match the ones in my picture, and I think I’ve explained pretty well how to place the darts, but if you have trouble, please let me know and I’ll do my best to help. As always, I’d love to see it if you knit it, and I definitely want to hear about mistakes I’ve made in writing it up so that I can correct them.

Enjoy!


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